Sun 5 Aug
11am-2pm, women; Sun 12 Aug 11am-1.40pm, men
The
grandest of all free-to-air urban sport, track and field without the need for a
track or a field, the marathon has a grand tradition of popular inclusivity. For
London 2012 pretty much the entire length of the 26-mile course is open to the
public, a circular route that will begin and end on The Mall. The traditional
grandstand finish in the Olympic Stadium has therefore been abandoned – along
with the chance for London 's East
End to stage a bit of its own Games on its own non-telegenic
streets. Instead the marathon will loop as far east as Tower Bridge ,
taking in the broad, spectator-friendly boulevards of the Embankment and parts
of the City. Note to the usual London
marathon crowd: don't come expecting Austin Powers, a man in a diving suit or a
three-hour procession of wheezing nano-celebrities. It's just the fast ones
this time. Don't blink.
Best
vantage point The steps of St Paul 's.
Olympoccupy the City.
Walking
Sat 4 Aug
5pm-6.30pm, men's 20km; Sat 11 Aug 9am-1.20pm, men's 50km; 5pm-6.45pm, women's
20km
Why run
when you can walk in the manner of an angry, super-fit, slightly camp person in
small satin shorts? The race walk will take place on chunks of the marathon
course, with the men doing 20km and 50km, the women restricted to the 20km. With
three separate races taking place it is a genuine opportunity to bag some
unticketed Olympic gold, albeit at a slightly more leisurely pace and
accompanied by a neurotically precise preoccupation with heel-to-ground
contact.
Best
vantage point Ideally the walk would be going down Oxford Street , providing a rare and
startling glimpse of people moving above 1.5mph. Failing that, the Embankment
is always a spectacular place for a stroll.
Road
cycling
Sat 28 Jul
10am-4.15pm, men's road race Sun 29 Jul 12pm-4.15pm, women's road race Wed 1
Aug 10am-11.30am, women's time trial; 1pm-4.15pm, men's time trial
Four
separate events to choose from in what is perhaps the premium unticketed event
of London 2012. The men's and women's road races are a cycle courier's
nightmare: repeated high-speed laps of London 's
busiest thoroughfares, albeit with the danger of the veering, smudged white van
removed. The time trial features staggered starts, so less of the
here-they-come-there-they-go that tends to mar most roadside bike spotting. With
Mark Cavendish involved in the road race this is the equivalent of getting a
chance to watch Wayne Rooney booting a ball about on your local rec. Get there
early.
Best
vantage point The wondrously scenic Box Hill; or, failing that as wristbands
will be issued to limit numbers, any Richmond
pub with an outside table.
Triathlon
Sat 4 Aug
9am-11.40am, women Tue 7 Aug 11.30am-2pm, men
Outstanding
value for no money: three disciplines jammed into the mid-sized hectarage of Hyde Park , with competitors constantly engaged in some
form of swim-bike-run, the latter two in lap form. Hyde
Park on a sunny day is a kind of urban heaven anyway. Chuck in
athletes running 10km in swimming trunks and who could ask for more?
Best
vantage point The dirt track on the south side for sprint finish possibilities
– plus the chance to see Prince Philip riding about in his horse and cart.
Sailing
29 July-11
August
Some
Olympic freebie controversy here, with Locog being criticised by locals for
turning Nothe Gardens in Weymouth, the perfect spot to witness Olympic
boatiness, into a ticketed area. There are ways round it: a vantage point by Newton 's Cove; a free site with a giant screen on Weymouth beach; and of
course the piracy option. All you need is a speedboat, some derring-do and the
open sea. Fence that, Portland
council.
Open water
swimming
Thu 9 Aug
12pm-3pm, women
Fri 10 Aug
12pm-3pm, men
Another
Hyde Park spectacular, with a paid area around the VIP plastic pavilion at the
lake's north shore and a large mill-about area on the south bank on which weary
Knightsbridge shoppers can take a break and instead enjoy the spectacle of a
row of heads bobbing around the lake in slipstream formation and being menaced
by geese for 40 minutes before exploding into a last-lap sprint finish.
Best
vantage point The bridge over the Serpentine; failing that, and dependent on
availability, a £10m penthouse at One Hyde Park.
Live sites
The last
resort when all else fails and the prospect of a leaping man in a Team GB
jester's hat trampling your picnic hamper seems oddly appealing. Live sites
will be city-centre fan zone-type places with big screens, refreshments on sale
and assorted people bunking off work to watch the yngling heats. There are 22
of them across the UK from Portsmouth to Edinburgh ,
ideal for that live BBC "let's see how that sensational bronze medal for
Phillips Idowu went down across the country" moment.
Torch relay
19 May-26 July
The last,
last resort for those who want to be warmed, perhaps literally, by the Olympic
spirit without having to even watch any sport. For reasons that may perhaps
make sense when it happens, the torch is being ferried around every local
authority in Britain
by "inspirational people".